Clerihew
From The Art and Popular Culture Encyclopedia
Related e |
Featured: |
A clerihew is a whimsical, four-line biographical poem invented by Edmund Clerihew Bentley. One of his best known is this (1905):
- Sir Christopher Wren
- Went to dine with some men
- He said, "If anyone calls,
- Say I'm designing Saint Paul's."
Contents |
Form
A clerihew has the following properties:
- It is biographical and usually whimsical, showing the subject from an unusual point of view; it pokes fun at mostly famous people
- It has four lines of irregular length (for comic effect); the third and fourth lines are usually longer than the first two
- The rhyme structure is AABB; the subject matter and wording are often humorously contrived in order to achieve a rhyme
- The first line consists solely (or almost solely) of the subject's name.
Clerihews are not satirical or abusive, but they target famous individuals and reposition them in an absurd, anachronistic or commonplace setting, often giving them an over-simplified and slightly garbled description (similar to the schoolboy style of 1066 and All That).
The unbalanced and unpolished poetic meter and line length parody the limerick, and the clerihew form also parodies the eulogy.
Practitioners
The form was invented by and is named after Edmund Clerihew Bentley. When he was a 16-year-old pupil at St Paul's School in London, the lines about Humphry Davy came into his head during a science class. Together with his schoolfriends, he filled a notebook with examples. Clerihew published three volumes of his own clerihews: Biography for Beginners (1905), published as "edited by E. Clerihew"; More Biography (1929); and Baseless Biography (1939), a compilation of clerihews originally published in Punch illustrated by the author's son Nicolas Bentley.
Bentley's friend, G. K. Chesterton, was also a practitioner of the clerihew and one of the sources of its popularity. Chesterton provided verses and illustrations for the original schoolboy notebook and illustrated Biography for Beginners. Other serious authors also produced clerihews, including W. H. Auden, and it remains a popular humorous form among other writers and the general public. Among contemporary writers, the satirist Craig Brown has made considerable use of the clerihew in his columns for The Daily Telegraph.
Examples
The first ever clerihew was written about Sir Humphry Davy:
- Sir Humphry Davy
- Was not fond of gravy.
- He lived in the odium
- Of having discovered sodium.
When this clerihew was published in 1905, "Was not fond of" was replaced by "Abominated". Other classic clerihews by Bentley include:
- George the Third
- Ought never to have occurred.
- One can only wonder
- At so grotesque a blunder.
- John Stuart Mill,
- By a mighty effort of will,
- Overcame his natural bonhomie
- And wrote Principles of Political Economy.
Auden's "Literary Graffitti" includes:
- Sir Henry Rider Haggard
- Was completely staggered
- When his bride-to-be
- Announced, "I am She!
A clerihew much appreciated by chemists is cited in Dark Sun by Richard Rhodes regarding the inventor of the thermos bottle (or Dewar flask):
- Sir James Dewar
- Is smarter than you are
- None of you asses
- Can liquify gases.
A modern literary example is:
- Ted Hughes,
- Sylvia's muse,
- was rather good-looking.
- Let his wife do the cooking.
In 1983, Games Magazine ran a contest titled "Do You Clerihew?" The winning entry was:
- Did Descartes
- Depart
- With the thought
- "Therefore I'm not"?
See also