Loquens anus
From The Art and Popular Culture Encyclopedia
|
Related e |
|
Featured: |
One of the most interesting tropes of the fantastique is the talking body orifice. I've already given attention to the vulva loquens (the talking vagina), the mentula loquens (talking penis) and the belly face. It's time to give a forum to the talking arse.
Although the motif of the anus loquens, the talking anus seems widely spread in folklore (see citations below) I have been unable to come up with a reasonable number of specific examples.
To me, the best bits of talking anuses are in the following Naked Lunch excerpt:
- "Then [the anus] developed sort of teeth-like little raspy incurving hooks and started eating. He thought this was cute at first and built an act around it, but the asshole would eat its way through his pants and start talking on the street, shouting out it wanted equal rights. It would get drunk, too, and have crying jags nobody loved it and it wanted to be kissed same as any other mouth. Finally it talked all the time day and night, you could hear him for blocks screaming at it to shut up, and beating it with his fist, and sticking candles up it, but nothing did any good and the asshole said to him: ‘It's you who will shut up in the end. Not me. Because we don’t need you around here any more. I can talk and eat and shit’".
Secondly there is the fabliau Le Chevalier qui faisoit parler les cons et les culs in which a knight is given a terrific charm. In the future, so he is promised, he will be able to make vaginas speak. But if she fails to answer, the anus will do so in her place.
- "Sir knight, to this second gift I add,
- as is just and right, that if the cunt
- be blocked or stoppered up in front
- and cannot answer you straightway,
- the arsehole will, without delay,
- speak for it, if you give leave,
- no matter whom it hurt or grieve."
--Fabliaux: Ribald Tales from the Old French
A third example comes from the sublime The Book of the Prick, an early 16th century Italian ribald book. That most amusing book presents a society of anthropomorphic gentials: (Pricks, Cunts, Balls and Anuses) which represent political fractions in contemporary Italy.
At one point, during the speech of Cazzatello, a well-respected cock, the culi (asses):
- "sighed with compassion at the beautiful and affectionate words of Cazzatello, to which they had listened with open-mouthed attention — it seemed that the wind had gone out of them."
Citations:
- "Moreover, the loquens anus is a commonplace in popular folklore" [1]
- "The motif of a talking anus is comic; see e.g. Aristophanes, Frogs 238"[2]
- "The talking anus is a standard comic trope" --The Meaning of Disgust by Colin McGinn
Illustration: detail from detail from Michael Pacher's panel painting The Devil Presenting St Augustine With The Book Of Vices.
